Once again my friend sent this to me, I edited it, there was one about, is learning cursive writing really necessary, and I am a huge proponent of people learning the very basics of communication, which includes writing legibly. I deleted that one. Sorry for nothing original I have been swamped with family obligations and rewriting my second book and editing my second book to get it ready for publication.
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
10. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
11. Bad decisions sometimes make the best stories.
12. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
13. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my movie collection...again.
14. I'm always terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
15. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol of some sort other than Kay.
18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid this neighborhood" routing option.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies, quit laughing.
Oh Yeah, Clair Stewart when you posted the Neo the Cat thing on your face book page I got more hits on my blog in one day than ever before, what an awesome personal network you have! Way to go!! Please post something about my book sometime. I may want to hire you as a publicist when I get ready to publish my second book!!!!
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
10. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
11. Bad decisions sometimes make the best stories.
12. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
13. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my movie collection...again.
14. I'm always terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
15. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol of some sort other than Kay.
18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid this neighborhood" routing option.
19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies, quit laughing.
Oh Yeah, Clair Stewart when you posted the Neo the Cat thing on your face book page I got more hits on my blog in one day than ever before, what an awesome personal network you have! Way to go!! Please post something about my book sometime. I may want to hire you as a publicist when I get ready to publish my second book!!!!
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